Three wishes

A civil servant (that's someone who works for the government) was sat in his office feeling bored, as he had nothing to do. So he decided to tidy the cupboards in the office.
After ten minutes he found an old oil lamp. He rubbed it to clean it a little and out came a genie from the lamp.
The genie said, "Thank you, Master. Because you have freed me from the lamp I will grant you three wishes. What is your first wish?"
The civil servant immediately said, "I want a big glass of beer."
WHOOSH
A big glass of beer appeared in front of the man. He picked it up and started to drink.
The genie asked, "What is your second wish?"
The civil servant said, "I want to be on a beautiful desert island surrounded by lots of beautiful women."
WHOOSH
The man was suddenly on a beautiful desert island, with lots of beautiful women around him. He was delighted.
The genie then asked, "And what would you like for your third and final wish, Master?"
The man said, "I never want to have to work again."
WHOOSH
The man was suddenly sat at his desk, back in his office.